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icehog3 02:05 PM 04-11-2021
Originally Posted by markem:
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-pote-nuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64
I'm 'enery the Eighth I am
'enery the Eighth I am, I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'enery ('enery)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam!)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm 'enery
'enery the Eighth I am

Second verse same as the first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6EJxYNQxvw
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markem 09:48 AM 06-27-2021
Oh, Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee

stupid crossword puzzle clues
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markem 01:40 PM 08-31-2021
Is there anybody out there?
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icehog3 11:09 AM 09-01-2021
I'm a little divided.... do I stay, or run away and leave it all behind. Uh huh.
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icehog3 09:00 AM 09-03-2021
It was the 3rd of September......
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shark 03:28 PM 09-14-2021
Oh
We're headin' for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all, yeah
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we all miss her so
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shark 03:30 PM 09-14-2021
Originally Posted by markem:
Is there anybody out there?



Look Mummy, there's an aeroplane up in the sky!
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icehog3 07:03 PM 09-14-2021
Thought you'd never miss me 'til I got a fat city address
Non-stop talker, what a rocker
Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
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shark 03:03 PM 09-20-2021
Welcome back
Your dreams were your ticket out
Welcome back
To that same old place that you laughed about
Well, the names have all changed
Since you hung around
But those dreams have remained
And they've turned around
Who'd have thought they'd lead you
(Who'd have thought they'd lead you)
Back here where we need you?
(Back here where we need you?)
Yeah, we tease him a lot
'Cause we got him on the spot
Welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back
Welcome back, welcome back
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icehog3 06:22 PM 09-20-2021
A simple man and his blushing bride
Intravenous, intertwined
Hearts gone cold your hands were tied
Why'd you have to go and let it die?
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shark 09:50 AM 10-03-2021
Everybody knows
A little place like Kokomo
Now if you wanna go
To get away from it all
Go down to Kokomo
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markem 09:26 AM 12-07-2021
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
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Havanaaddict 12:43 PM 12-07-2021
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars...?
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markem 09:29 AM 12-24-2021
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go, there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
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markem 08:21 AM 01-01-2022
Second verse, same as the first
should have got better
'stead it got worse
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icehog3 09:18 AM 01-01-2022
You make me dizzy running circles in my head
One of these days I'll chase you down

Well look who's going crazy now
We're face to face my friend
Better get out, better get out
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bruceolee 09:37 AM 01-01-2022
I get many little earworms but the insanity driving one i can NEVER forget is


Sugar....do do do do do doo, ahh honey honey......


:-)
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markem 05:48 PM 03-09-2022
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
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icehog3 08:53 AM 03-10-2022
Originally Posted by markem:
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
Jesus, Mr. Mark, you're quite the Superstar today. :-)
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icehog3 08:54 AM 03-10-2022
I hear her voice, in the mornin' hour she calls me
Radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
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