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Steve 07:02 AM 03-11-2020
Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower

1 million microphones: 1 megaphone

2000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

52 cards: 1 decacards

3.45 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
G G 04:04 PM 03-11-2020
Very bad as usual but amusing surprisingly. LOL