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ahc4353 07:48 AM 10-16-2008
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.

The sixth would pay $3.

The seventh would pay $7.

The eighth would pay $12.

The ninth would pay $18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers, he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what abou t the other six me n - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).

The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant the men began to compare their savings.

'I only got a dollar out of the $20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10!'

'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!'

'That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!'

'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay t he highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
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tedrodgerscpa 08:08 AM 10-16-2008
LINKY

Above story attributed to

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia
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ahc4353 08:13 AM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by tedrodgerscpa:
LINKY

Above story attributed to

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics, University of Georgia
Thanks Ted. No credits were given on the copy I received.
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tedrodgerscpa 08:21 AM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by ahc4353:
Thanks Ted. No credits were given on the copy I received.
Not a problem. In my line of work, citations are frickin' important as hell, so I wanted to make sure that the creator got his credit.

And, despite the fact that I'm a liberal professor, I can't help but agree 100%. Economics talks, B.S. walks!!!
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tobii3 10:08 AM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by tedrodgerscpa:
...And, despite the fact that I'm a liberal
:-)
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zmancbr 11:34 AM 10-16-2008
I like it! I am a fellow economist so I found it funny as hell but true! :-)
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Tombstone 11:44 AM 10-16-2008
That is sad but true in the USSA.
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GKitty 04:34 PM 10-16-2008
Makes me wish I had enough money to drink overseas :-)
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CBI_2 11:40 PM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by ahc4353:

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.
:-)

Originally Posted by tedrodgerscpa:
Economics talks, B.S. walks!!!
:-)

Originally Posted by Tombstone:
That is sad but true in the USSA.
Closer than many realize.
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PeteSB75 06:45 AM 10-17-2008
Gee, anyone read Atlas Shrugged?
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md4958 07:25 AM 10-17-2008
great post!
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