Jokes>post your favorite pick up lines
Darrell 11:40 AM 05-07-2010
Me: Did that hurt?
Chick: Did what hurt?
Me: When you fell from heaven?
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landhoney 11:49 AM 05-07-2010
Originally Posted by jmsremax:
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If she's a woman of her word you can't miss with this.
:-)
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Mr.Maduro 11:56 AM 05-07-2010
So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby???
:-)
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aich75013 12:13 PM 05-07-2010
My friend thought this was a good line for some reason. I doubt he used it though.
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scrambled or fertilized?
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av8tor152d 12:17 PM 05-07-2010
I think I know you from before, but you would have to take off your clothes in order for me to be 100% sure.
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kelmac07 12:18 PM 05-07-2010
Ever had your belly button licked?
From the inside?
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av8tor152d 12:21 PM 05-07-2010
What do you think of Bill Clinton? (Answer...) Yeah, me too, but I try not to follow that stuff regarding Bill, Hilliary, or Monica. Want a cigar?
Seemed funny considering the forum here... lol
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MajorCaptSilly 12:21 PM 05-07-2010
Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask?
Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice.
MCS
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kaisersozei 03:42 PM 05-07-2010
Originally Posted by loki:
i'm engaged so i haven't been getting any for awhile.
You think you have problems
now...
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md4958 04:26 PM 05-07-2010
Did you know that I can part my hair with my tongue?
:-)
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The Poet 04:45 PM 05-07-2010
You're driving me nuts. Wanna bolt, and screw?
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ahc4353 04:59 PM 05-07-2010
md4958 07:02 AM 05-08-2010
Originally Posted by ahc4353:
Hi seemed to work.
Yeah, but the last time you sent a love note it was written on papyrus.
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BigAsh 07:06 AM 05-08-2010
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
Me: Were you raised near the ocean?
Her: No. Why would you ask?
Me: Because you're super pretty and oceans are cool and stuff and you seem really nice.
MCS
:-):-):-)
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NeverEnoughStick 11:44 AM 05-10-2010
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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MajorCaptSilly 12:17 PM 05-10-2010
Your hips seem narrow for child birthing but I like way you spin around like a Solid Gold dancer. Please write your phone number on my left wrist. Not my right wrist; I use that for too many Ninja moves and it may wear off before I find a chance to call you on my expensive, cordless telephone.
MCS
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St. Lou Stu 12:27 PM 05-10-2010
Originally Posted by Mr.Maduro:
So... What's your favorite extra-value meal...baby??? :-)
Spoken like a true married man with a toddler.
I hear ya brother!
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hotreds 01:51 PM 05-10-2010
Col. Kurtz 03:01 PM 05-10-2010
Hi, I'm L.T.
SMACK! :-)
Don't tell anybody about this, OK?
:-) Too soon?
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replicant_argent 03:28 PM 05-10-2010
Well, aren't you a pretty little ribeye... Want to go have a hot time on my grill?
And that is actually used to address a chunk of meat... and the purpose is to get it's deliciousness in my belly...
I got nuttin.
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