Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says the other guy. "Why didn't you tell me that before I joined the Shriners!"
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:-):-):-):-)
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Ha! :-)
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Good thing I put my drink down before I started reading! :-)
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Nice!! :-) :-)
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lol
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Don't tell Darrell!!!:-):-):-)
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That's funny, I don't care who ya are!!
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Lmao!!!
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There is a teacher I work with named Mrs. Elk. Now you have placed a very bad image in my head...
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Lol, my bad, i joined the local moose club.
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