Jokes>Engineering Question
physiognomy 12:54 PM 03-08-2009
Engineering Questions of the Day...
Q#1) How much does a house weigh and how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???
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Q#2) Would this be covered by house insurance, car insurance, or... does it come under roadside assistance???
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dunng 12:56 PM 03-08-2009
Q#3) I wonder what the bill will be from the town / county to rebuild the bridge...
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Sorry I can't help, as I am not an engineer. I am a rocket scientist.
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Funny.
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WildBlueSooner 01:18 PM 03-08-2009
I think they should just leave it like that. Then in the bathroom cut a hole in the floor so you can **** and fish at the same time.
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acruce 01:21 PM 03-08-2009
Q#4) How the hell do they get that house off the bridge
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JaKaacH 01:34 PM 03-08-2009
Q-1 answer: All houses weigh 16oz to the pound.
Originally Posted by acruce:
Q#4) How the hell do they get that house off the bridge:-)
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Probably $4 or 5 hundred an hour, 4 hour minumum, plus to and from travel charges.
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They should just cut out the end walls and make it into a covered bridge....
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BamBam 02:33 PM 03-08-2009
Originally Posted by physiognomy:
Engineering Questions of the Day...
Q#1) how much weight can a rural two-lane bridge hold???
answer:
The standard rural two-lane bridge can hold a house with a one car attached garage.
ahhhh..too late, they should have contacted me before this happened and I could have told them the garage rule
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tunes 02:39 PM 03-08-2009
Originally Posted by DMK:
They should just cut out the end walls and make it into a covered bridge....:-):-)
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Misha 07:53 AM 03-09-2009
Maybe the bought a riverside house? (that is, bothriversides
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karmaz00 10:35 AM 03-09-2009
pbrennan10 10:37 AM 03-15-2009
Does that trailer only have 2 axles?
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