How bout this one:
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their new habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
"Nice t*ts," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"
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A bear walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be"?
Bear says"...................................How bout a beer"?
Bartender asks, "Why the big paws"?
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