The little old lady is sitting in her doctor's office for her physical. During the course of the physical, the doctor says, "Have you ever drunk any alocohol?"
The woman responds, “For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine. In the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch. When I have a cold I drink schnapps.”
The doctor is bit taken aback and says, “When do you drink water?”
“I’ve never been that sick!”
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