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Steve 06:41 AM 06-12-2012
A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man.

"My father wouldn't like it."

"Don't be silly," the minister said.

"Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."
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Ogre 06:50 AM 06-12-2012
Steve, DONT QUIT YOUR DAY JOB!!!!!!!
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WittyUserName 07:32 AM 06-12-2012
I say you should go on tour!!
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kelmac07 07:32 AM 06-12-2012
:-) :-) :-)
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Remo 09:05 AM 06-12-2012
"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

I thought this was going a different direction......:-) sorry
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Ciro 09:09 AM 06-12-2012
[quote=Remo_5_0;1654312]"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

I thought this was going a different direction......:-) sorry[

As did I, :-):-)
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Steve 09:18 AM 06-12-2012
:-):-) sick minds gentlemen...sick :-)
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