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markem 04:57 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by bighairlogo:
Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction. :-)
Well, not quite.

"Toxins are poisons produced by some biological function in nature, and venoms are usually defined as toxins that are injected by a bite or sting to cause their effect, while other poisons are generally defined as substances absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin or gut."

So toxins are poisons. Venoms are toxins that are injected. Ergo, a venom is a poison with a specific delivery mechanism, but still a poison at the end of the day.

This pedantry brought to you by the letters H and Q.
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icehog3 05:01 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by bighairlogo:
HAHA! It was more of a science correction anyway. Im horrible at punctuation and grammar :-)
Absolutely you are, that post just proves it even more! :-)
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bighairlogo 05:22 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by markem:
Well, not quite.

"Toxins are poisons produced by some biological function in nature, and venoms are usually defined as toxins that are injected by a bite or sting to cause their effect, while other poisons are generally defined as substances absorbed through epithelial linings such as the skin or gut."

So toxins are poisons. Venoms are toxins that are injected. Ergo, a venom is a poison with a specific delivery mechanism, but still a poison at the end of the day.

This pedantry brought to you by the letters H and Q.
You are correct that venom has to be injected and that poisons are toxins, but all toxins are not poisons and venom is not poison, even extracted from a snake it is still called venom as it has to enter the blood stream( which in the end is what they really classify the difference) through an injection.
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icehog3 05:23 PM 10-01-2012
Everything you never wanted to know and more...where's the funny pictures, M************s!!!! :-) :-)
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bighairlogo 05:25 PM 10-01-2012
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Robulous78 05:34 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by bighairlogo:
You are correct that venom has to be injected and that poisons are toxins, but all toxins are not poisons and venom is not poison, even extracted from a snake it is still called venom as it has to enter the blood stream( which in the end is what they really classify the difference) through an injection.
Tyler Dropping knowledge on the thread...

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SvilleKid 05:56 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by bighairlogo:
Snakes, spider, and bugs are venomous...unless you eat them, then they are poisonous. Your welcome on the unneeded, unwanted grammar correction. :-)
Sorry, Bob. I didn't realize I was correcting anything. And I still don't get that from my post. Probably my ignorance of the diff between poison and venom. Hell, down south, we are all ignorant anyway, and pretty much use the two terms interchangeably. That's just us being lazy!

Was it the flamethrower comment? If so, you took that wrong. The flamethrower was meant to be used as an eradication method for that hoard of spiders! My wife would not consider that to be an extreme solution!

Sorry you took offense. None was intended!

Tom..... Sorry, bro. Seems I inadvertently opened a can of worms. Now my butt itches too!
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bighairlogo 06:04 PM 10-01-2012
no offense taken on my end nor meant to offend anyone else I was just messing around, im rarely serious about much of anything. Except cigars! :-)
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cjhalbrooks 06:09 PM 10-01-2012
Hey look pics
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cjhalbrooks 06:10 PM 10-01-2012
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Mattso3000 06:14 PM 10-01-2012
I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...
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Robulous78 06:17 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks:
Hey look pics
Pretty Funny CJ. Japans some crazy people, and I hate to admit it... but I'd be willing to try the Bacon Mayonnaise if it didn't seem so, thick.... lol
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cjhalbrooks 06:21 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by Mattso3000:
I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...
I wanna try it on a breakfast sandwich
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Robulous78 06:24 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by cjhalbrooks:
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I agree with the gun Joke... but the tanning bed and the "hold on bro" had me floored :-)
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bighairlogo 06:24 PM 10-01-2012
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cjhalbrooks 06:25 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by bighairlogo:
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Just shoot me.
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Robulous78 06:28 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by bighairlogo:

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I'd have to side with CJ... Unless

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Steve 06:34 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Everything you never wanted to know and more...where's the funny pictures, M************s!!!! :-) :-)
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Robulous78 06:37 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by steve:
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Nice One Steve, :-) :-)
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T.G 06:49 PM 10-01-2012
Originally Posted by Mattso3000:
I don't know if it's funny, but I kinda want Baconnaise now...

Meh. It's not that great, and there's no bacon in it, it's all chemicals. In fact, it's actually kosher.

I guess that's the joke.
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