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Jokes>Lawn Mower DUI and Taser
icehog3 12:18 AM 01-08-2009
I know this was posted on CS before, but I thought some of you who haven't seen it might get a kick out of it.

http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/M...serarrest.html
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white_s2k 12:22 AM 01-08-2009
"I'm just going down to the Oyster Shack, come on!"

:-) :-) :-)
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14holestogie 12:29 AM 01-08-2009
I think I crapped my pants watching. :-)
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karmaz00 12:49 AM 01-08-2009
lol good one
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SmoknTaz 01:00 AM 01-08-2009
I told ja, I told ja! This guy probably pissed his pants and thought he spilled his whiskey. :-) :-) :-)
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ashmaster 05:27 AM 01-08-2009
I know my rights, I know my rights............loved it!
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DBall 07:03 AM 01-08-2009
"Ah think ah crapped mah paynts..."

Classic!
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ahc4353 07:10 AM 01-08-2009
No matter how many times I watch that I still laugh my a$$ off!

Thanks Tom.
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md4958 08:42 AM 01-08-2009
i think I crapped my pants!!

:-):-):-):-):-)
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D_A 09:16 AM 01-08-2009
That's hilarious. :-) This one is good too
http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpag...nmowerDUI.html
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Heliofire 09:28 AM 01-08-2009
:-):-):-):-) LOL that is F'ing funny, "Your Fixin To Get Lit Up":-)
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md4958 09:30 AM 01-08-2009
Originally Posted by D_A:
That's hilarious. :-) This one is good too
http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpag...nmowerDUI.html
That guy knows his rights too! Maybe its the same guy... I hope he didnt get stabbed in the face by his wife!:-):-):-)
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SilverFox 09:31 AM 01-08-2009
That is hilarious.

But do tell, how is.............Yer fixin to get lit up, a warning LOL :-)
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chippewastud79 10:11 AM 01-08-2009
"Pour that out"

"I just got this."

Fricken hilarious. They sound like some of the folks that live near me. :-)
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replicant_argent 10:29 AM 01-08-2009
I just cried...:-)

It's almost too funny, like it was set up....
Poor ol' Steve, was fixin' to get down to the Oyster Shack without "gettin' lit up."
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cvm4 05:29 PM 01-09-2009
You know it's bad when they're on a first name basis.
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Partagaspete 01:34 AM 01-10-2009
Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.

T
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Metalnoise777 02:17 AM 01-10-2009
Too Funny!
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CBI_2 10:20 AM 01-10-2009
:-):-):-) Laughed so hard I cried
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icehog3 11:44 AM 01-10-2009
Originally Posted by Partagaspete:
Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.

T
It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.
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