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G G 03:42 PM 12-23-2008
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart..
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in
their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks
the wife..
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a
$20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'
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BC-Axeman 03:46 PM 12-23-2008
Oooooooo...!
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dunng 03:49 PM 12-23-2008
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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md4958 03:50 PM 12-23-2008
:-):-):-):-)
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goalie204 06:18 PM 12-23-2008
lolol
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CBI_2 08:16 PM 12-23-2008
:-):-):-) Even made my wife chuckle.
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Ubergopher 06:41 AM 12-24-2008
*****es be crazy yo.

Also, he should of tried to buy a good beer instead of Budweiser... :-)
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Partagaspete 04:26 AM 12-25-2008
As a follow up. The guy is recovering well, has been moved from the ICU, and is expected to have most of his memory intact.

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taltos 06:54 AM 12-25-2008
I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.:-)
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G G 12:58 PM 01-05-2009
Originally Posted by taltos:
I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.:-)
Sorry about that.
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Mugen910 01:17 PM 01-05-2009
:-)
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ucla695 01:24 PM 01-05-2009
:-) :-) :-)
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Paint 01:47 PM 01-05-2009
LOL!!!!!!!
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Metalnoise777 01:13 PM 01-10-2009
Doohhhhh...
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