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Steve 07:07 AM 01-13-2022
Last night we ordered Chinese from a local place (won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something gotten into the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef!

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

Peeking Duck!!! 🦆
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longknocker 07:45 AM 01-13-2022
Oh!!!!!!!!!!! :-):-):-)
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bruceolee 07:47 AM 01-13-2022
wah wah waaaaahhhhh!:-)
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icehog3 07:54 AM 01-13-2022
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Brlesq 08:48 AM 01-13-2022
That one quacked me up!
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Porch Dweller 08:56 AM 01-13-2022
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sigsauer 09:02 AM 01-13-2022
yum
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bruceolee 09:46 AM 01-13-2022
my father will love this joke. God bless you!:-)
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cmitch 12:52 PM 01-14-2022
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