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Good Eats>I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet
Martin 05:13 PM 03-12-2009
Stich gonna make some cigar cases? I'm in.
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heavyd 05:27 PM 03-12-2009
I like the "let my drunk friends kill it" scenario. I would pay big coin to watch :-)
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WildBlueSooner 08:51 PM 03-12-2009
Damn...this sounds like a good time!
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chippewastud79 09:03 PM 03-12-2009
Seriously an alligator in Indiana? Feed that thing chicken and beef parts from a local butcher for a year (likely can pick up scraps for free of very cheap) and make it a honker, then cut 'em up. I suggest some deep fried gator bites for part of the consuming.

I vote for the Happy Gilmore in the water gator wrestle

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adampc22 09:05 PM 03-12-2009
arnt thay protected animals now ??????
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SixPackSunday 09:21 PM 03-12-2009
Originally Posted by adampc22:
arnt thay protected animals now ??????
if by protected you mean 'i'll let it wear a cup when wrestling' then yes!

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

stitch you want some gator skin for whatever?

I wish i could plump it up a little, but i have NO means of keeping it for more than a few days, a week at most. so if it comes to my house its going to gator heaven shortly after!
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DrDubzz 02:16 AM 03-13-2009
this thread has epic makings

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we will need pics
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taltos 03:20 AM 03-13-2009
I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?
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Hardcz 05:18 AM 03-13-2009
Originally Posted by taltos:
I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?
Long as it's not abused it should be good either way.

Kinda strange...how does one bring up the topic....

Co-worker- So I have this pet...dunno what I'm gonna do with it...
You-HMMMMM What is it?
Co-worker- a gator...
You-MMM Don't those taste like chicken?
Co-worker- I suppose? I never ate them... YOU CAN'T EAT FLUFFY!!!
You- Oh come on, just saying.... so you don't want it eh?
Co-worker- No, I have to get rid of it....
You- I'll take fluffy from you on Friday...(Rubs hands together) Want to come to a BBQ at my place on Sunday?
Co-worker- Thanks! That'll be a burden off my shoulders.... BBQ? Sounds fun!
You- Great on both accounts.... We're eating gator
Co-worker- I wonder what my other pets will taste like...

:-)
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macpappy 08:17 AM 03-13-2009
Protected?
There is a trapping season on gators in Louisiana and you can also buy it in some supermarkets.

Take the tail meat and cut it in cubes, put it on skewers and bbq it.
And the jowl meat is real good.
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Hardcz 08:23 AM 03-13-2009
I want a cheek!
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lightning9191 11:28 AM 03-13-2009
Originally Posted by SixPackSunday:
if by protected you mean 'i'll let it wear a cup when wrestling' then yes!

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

stitch you want some gator skin for whatever?

I wish i could plump it up a little, but i have NO means of keeping it for more than a few days, a week at most. so if it comes to my house its going to gator heaven shortly after!
Does this cross your mind about other pets?
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LordOfWu 11:33 AM 03-13-2009
Originally Posted by RX2010:
this thread has epic makings

subscribed

we will need pics
:-)

:-)
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rizzle 01:28 PM 03-13-2009
Originally Posted by SixPackSunday:
if by protected you mean 'i'll let it wear a cup when wrestling' then yes!

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

stitch you want some gator skin for whatever?

I wish i could plump it up a little, but i have NO means of keeping it for more than a few days, a week at most. so if it comes to my house its going to gator heaven shortly after!
:-):-)

You gotta at least preserve the head. You can use it later as a nifty serving tray.

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SixPackSunday 01:32 PM 03-13-2009
Originally Posted by lightning9191:
Does this cross your mind about other pets?
no, not really. but good point.

Originally Posted by rizzle:
:-):-)

You gotta at least preserve the head. You can use it later as a nifty serving tray.

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omg! can anybody say COOLEST. ASHTRAY. EVER!

Originally Posted by taltos:
I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?
she actually tried to get several local pet stores/zoos to take it. they just wouldnt. My eating it really is here last option.
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RHNewfie 01:53 PM 03-13-2009
Originally Posted by RX2010:
this thread has epic makings

subscribed

we will need pics

Boy do I agree... subscribed!!
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rizzle 02:03 PM 03-13-2009
Originally Posted by SixPackSunday:
... i just want to eat it.
Originally Posted by SixPackSunday:
she actually tried to get several local pet stores/zoos to take it. they just wouldnt. My eating it really is here last option.
Dude...stop it. You got me rolling on the freaking floor laughing. Seriously.
:-):-)
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macpappy 03:19 PM 03-13-2009
GATORS ARE NOT PETS! THEY CAN'T BE TRAINED! THEY ARE PREDATORY REPTILES THAT JUST HAPPEN TO TASTE GOOD WHEN PROPERLY CLEANED AND COOKED.

Alligators will not only attack, kill and eat your domesticated family pets but they will kill and eat children, women and men. Just ask the people who live in Florida. They are not endangered.
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CBI_2 02:52 PM 03-14-2009
Originally Posted by mrreindeer:
:-):-)

An ALigator in Indiana, wtf???
My 1st thought.
Originally Posted by macpappy:
GATORS ARE NOT PETS! THEY CAN'T BE TRAINED! THEY ARE PREDATORY REPTILES THAT JUST HAPPEN TO TASTE GOOD WHEN PROPERLY CLEANED AND COOKED.

Alligators will not only attack, kill and eat your domesticated family pets but they will kill and eat children, women and men. Just ask the people who live in Florida. They are not endangered.
Is that the gator or the people? :-)

This gator incident happened about 30 minutes or so away from where I live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da6uSjWzFKw
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LooseCard 08:02 PM 03-18-2009
Originally Posted by SixPackSunday:
whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!
Originally Posted by SixPackSunday:
but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.
Originally Posted by SixPackSunday:
omg! can anybody say COOLEST. ASHTRAY. EVER!
Dude!

You're killin me!

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering!

Suscribed too!



PS. Get that skin tanned and make a few 3-finger cases... :-) :-)
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