a guy walks in to a deliatessen, sits down and is handed a menu by a very attractive young waitress. The menu reads:


Tuna sandwich...$3.50, Corned beef sandwich...$4.50, and handjob ...$5.00




He asked his waitress " are you the one that gives the handjob?" She smiled a big smile and said "yes".





"Then go wash your goddam hands I want a tuna sandwich"
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:-)

$5? Must be the lunch special.
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LOL!!
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That's great!

:-):-):-)
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I would be a little suspicious about that tuna...
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