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ArgusP2 10:58 AM 06-29-2014
Originally Posted by pektel:
F. U.

Last time that song was stuck in my head it was there for over 2 weeks. :-)
Hahaha! It's been about a week for me now! I'm ready to stab myself in the ear!
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Porch Dweller 11:02 AM 06-29-2014
And if I say to you tomorrow
Take my hand child, come with me
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markem 11:13 AM 07-11-2014
Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me,
When I'm 64?

The only way to get that one out of my head over the past 3 days has been to switch to this one:

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levy
But the levy was dry
Good 'ol boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that I die.
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Porch Dweller 12:26 PM 07-11-2014
Though I try...
And I try
And I try
And I try
I can't get no...
Hey hey hey
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RWhisenand 12:32 PM 07-13-2014
So just how far down do you wanna go?
Can we talk it out over a cup of Joe
And you'll look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel
A huh
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Porch Dweller 12:35 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by RWhisenand:
So just how far down do you wanna go?
Can we talk it out over a cup of Joe
And you'll look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel
A huh
Great tune!

Well I did get into town about an hour ago
Took a look around to see which way the wind blow
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icehog3 02:07 PM 07-13-2014
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre
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RWhisenand 03:47 PM 07-13-2014
Originally Posted by Porch Dweller:
Great tune!

Well I did get into town about an hour ago
Took a look around to see which way the wind blow
So everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
meet me at the mission at midnight we'll settle up there


Yea this is a great tune, been in my head for a week or two, and I'm not tired of it yet!
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Porch Dweller 04:46 PM 07-13-2014
I'm sailing away
Set an open course, for the virgin sea
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shark 07:30 PM 07-13-2014
Doo da wop, doo bee doo da wop, do wah doo lang.
Blue days, black nights, doo wah doo lang.
I look into the sky, The love you need ain't gonna see you through,

And I wonder why the little things you planned ain't comin' true.
Oh, oh, telephone line, Give me some time, I'm living in twilight.
Oh, oh, telephone line, Give me some time, I'm living in twilight.

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kugie 08:19 PM 07-13-2014
If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring 36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime
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icehog3 07:11 PM 07-21-2014
I suppose I could collect my books and go back to school
Or steal my Daddy's cue and make a livin' out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand....
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dave 09:06 AM 07-22-2014
The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They wouldn't give you the time of day
But the slit eyed lady knocked me off my feet
God I was glad I found her


....women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe....one of my all time favorite lyric lines.... :-)
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kugie 02:03 PM 07-22-2014
Lots of people talkin', few of them know, soul of a woman was created below!
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shark 05:51 PM 07-22-2014
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
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Porch Dweller 06:06 PM 07-22-2014
I was cutting a rug down at a placed called the jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man with a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you-know-who.
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dman4505 02:03 PM 07-23-2014
The sun is beating down
Are we ever gonna change?
Can we stop the blood from running?

Our time is running out
Hope we find a better way
Before we find we're left with nothing

For every life that's taken
So much love is wasted
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icehog3 06:52 PM 07-23-2014
Day is night in New York City
Smoke, like water, runs inside
Steel idle trees to pity
Every living thing that's died
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RWhisenand 06:52 PM 08-17-2014
Went on a pretty long mountain bike ride this morning, and had Phish's song Farmhouse in my ears.

Welcome this is a farmhouse
We have cluster flys alas and this time of year it's bad
We are so very sorry there is little we can do, but swat them

Woke this morning from the stinging lash
Every man rise from the ash
Each betrayal begins with trust
Every man returns to dust

I never ever saw the northern lights
I never ever heard of cluster flys
I never ever saw the stars so bright
In the farmhouse things will be alright



I guess I'm in a hippy kind of mode today.
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Porch Dweller 10:12 PM 08-17-2014
I went back to my mother
I said I'm crazy ma, help me
She said "I know how it feels, son
'Cause it runs in the family."
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