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markem 10:06 AM 06-06-2014
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play

(shoot me, shoot me now)
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kugie 10:12 AM 06-06-2014
Just listen to the rhythm of the falling rain.....
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markem 10:15 AM 06-06-2014
I'm just a living legacy
To the leader of the band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQmkoMZyvOQ

But I in no way wanted to get rid of it for now.
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dave 10:28 AM 06-06-2014
Originally Posted by markem:
Home, home on the range
Where the deer and the antelope play

(shoot me, shoot me now)
Some days, sure :-) But, it's approaching Fathers' Day and that's the one of only very few songs I remember my dad ever singing....thanks
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Porch Dweller 10:43 AM 06-06-2014
Well a young man
Ain't got nothing in the world these days
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icehog3 11:34 AM 06-06-2014
One, two, three and to the fo'
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre are at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
(Cause you know we 'bout had to rip **** up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
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bonjing 02:13 PM 06-06-2014
Up early in the morning gotta thank God,
I dunno but today seems kinda odd,
No barkin from the dog, no smog
and momma cooked the breakfast with no hog
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dave 02:23 PM 06-06-2014
Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
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icehog3 02:24 PM 06-06-2014
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of ****** and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
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bonjing 02:31 PM 06-06-2014
Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins,
before my mother starts ******* bout my friends
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dave 02:49 PM 06-06-2014
It ain't the first time baby
Baby it wont be the last
I'd better get the boys round
And do some drinkin fast
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icehog3 04:25 PM 06-06-2014
Originally Posted by dave:
It ain't the first time baby
Baby it wont be the last
I'd better get the boys round
And do some drinkin fast
Heard that song yesterday for the first time in years, dat's a good one. :-)

Did you see any action?
Did you make any friends?
Would you like some affection
Before I leave again?
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bonjing 07:34 PM 06-06-2014
Since I don't know the rest of the words. . .

Heyyyy Macarena!
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kugie 09:08 PM 06-06-2014
She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
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Porch Dweller 12:00 PM 06-07-2014
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Heard that song yesterday for the first time in years, dat's a good one. :-)

Did you see any action?
Did you make any friends?
Would you like some affection
Before I leave again?
I just heard that on the radio in the car! :-)


Why try...I know why
This feeling inside me says it's time I was gone.
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dman4505 01:36 PM 06-07-2014
She said 'Boy i'm tired of waiting up while your out with your friends'
He said 'Mom im tired and im living my life the best way that I can'

Cause i'm trying to be somebody
I'm not trying to be somebody else
This life is mine i'm living
Don't you know me? I wont ever let you down
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icehog3 02:23 PM 06-07-2014
If you're on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.
Road Runner, the coyote's after you.
Road Runner, if he catches you you're through.

That coyote is really a crazy clown,
When will he learn he can never mow him down?
Poor little Road Runner never bothers anyone,
Just runnin' down the road's his idea of having fun.
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bonjing 12:08 AM 06-09-2014
baby hair with a woman's eyes
i can feel you watching in the night
all alone with me and we're waiting for the sunlight
when i feel cold you warm me
when i feel i can't go on you come and hold me
it's you...... and me forever
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icehog3 01:21 AM 06-09-2014
Everybody's high on consolation
Everybody's trying to tell me
What is right for me, yeah
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooooh what will be
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ArgusP2 10:22 AM 06-09-2014
When you find yourself in danger,
When you're threatened by a stranger,
When it looks like you will take a lickin',
(Puk, puk, puk)
There is someone waiting,
Who will hurry up and rescue you,
Just call for...
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