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Island (The other ones) Reviews>Lars Tetens Gorillafinger thumb maduro
Don Fernando 02:34 PM 10-15-2008
The ring 60 cigars were delivered in a special box, a sort of airtight Tupperware box and all the cigars were packed individually in a seal bag with a small sponge. Just smelling the sponge almost made me faint, what a terrible smell, a mix of eau de Cologne and toilet cleaner. The cigar is made of tobacco & herbs, and poured with Courvoisier cognac afterwards.

The cigars are pre cut and look terrible with their big veins and nasty black wrapper. The wrapper is also frayed. This cigar scares me, the looks, and the smell; do I really want to smoke this? Will I live to tell about it?

The flavors of the cigar are herbs with a fresh sweetness and something bitter. I could taste the cognac, which I like to drink with my cigar, not taste in my cigar. I could also taste tobacco, ash and at times some harsh bitter cacao.

The smoke is thick and white, the ash isn’t very firm.

Would I buy this cigar again? Not if it was the last cigar in the world.
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Tw3nty 09:16 PM 10-15-2008
Another crazy stick I have not had.
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Don Fernando 03:01 AM 10-16-2008
trust me, this is a cigar that you don't want.
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dmoby 03:25 AM 10-16-2008
You have more guts than me.
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SmokeyNL 04:25 AM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by Tw3nty:
Another crazy stick I have not had.
We can change that, Pm me your addy, I have 5 of these left. :-)
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leasingthisspace 04:34 AM 10-16-2008
Hahaha
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icantbejon 04:38 AM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by Don Fernando:
trust me, this is a cigar that you don't want.
Oh sure Don, you'll spare him but push the Lars on me. Thanks buddy! :-)
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leasingthisspace 04:43 AM 10-16-2008
Sir you haven't smoked it yet have you? Cuz you know I want photos of that special day.
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icantbejon 04:49 AM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by SmokeyNL:
We can change that, Pm me your addy, I have 5 of these left. :-)
Play nice Simon. Don't distribute misery.
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SmokeyNL 04:56 AM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by icantbejon:
Play nice Simon. Don't distribute misery.
you never let me have any fun :-)

Just giving people a chance to try these without wasting their money on
them. It is an experience that will make you appreciate any other cigar, no
matter how bad.
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Don Fernando 05:02 AM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by icantbejon:
Oh sure Don, you'll spare him but push the Lars on me. Thanks buddy! :-)
I care for you Fergie :-)
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icantbejon 05:14 AM 10-16-2008
For some reason I'm just not feeling the love. I'll promise you guys this though. I will not leave Iraq without smoking my Lars. Ok, that is not fair. I promise I won't leave Iraq without lighting my Lars. After that, any Gorillafinger induced vomitting may prevent me from finishing.
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MajorCaptSilly 12:35 PM 10-16-2008
I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS
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SmokeyNL 01:37 PM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS
They still are out there and probably just as bad now as they were then

for a cool 4 pt review watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_qYKWxxEs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm8Nk...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDRX...eature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYOZZ...eature=related
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icantbejon 02:11 PM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
I didn't know those were still around. I had one back in the day and it made me ill.

MCS
Oh they're still around my friend. Still around and being forced on other people. Truely misery does love company!
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leasingthisspace 02:48 PM 10-16-2008

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SmokeyNL 02:48 PM 10-16-2008
Originally Posted by icantbejon:
Oh they're still around my friend. Still around and being forced on other people. Truely misery does love company!
Hey, I sent something nice as well, the whole lars tetens thing started as a
joke in the cs chat room :-), besides it kind of evened out the package.
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FriskyDingo 03:57 PM 10-16-2008
That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.
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SmokeyNL 01:27 AM 10-17-2008
Originally Posted by FriskyDingo:
That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.

Trust me, it's way beyond anything drew ever made :-)
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dmoby 02:17 AM 10-17-2008
Originally Posted by FriskyDingo:
That Lars guy makes some weird @#*&! He has some of the most bizarre cigars. Gotta be worse than anything Jonathan Drew can think up.
Lars or real name (David A Gossen), showed the drew bros the way to infuse cigars and they left and repeated his process.
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