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markem 04:48 PM 09-06-2019
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Porch Dweller 06:05 PM 09-06-2019
The woman was a dream I had
Though rather hard to keep
For when my eyes were watching hers, they closed, and I was still asleep

For when my hand was holding hers
She whispered words and I awoke

And faintly bouncing round the room
The echo of whomever spoke
And I awoke, and faintly bouncing round the room
The echo of whomever spoke
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markem 10:52 AM 12-05-2020
Repeats of American Top 40 is on the radio on Saturday mornings here. Who knew that this was a top 40 hit at one time. Stupid earworm!

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions
And rainbows have nothing to hide
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massphatness 12:08 PM 12-05-2020
As the son of a son of a sailor
I went out on the sea for adventure
Expanding the view of the captain and crew
Like a man just released from indenture
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icehog3 09:59 AM 12-06-2020
I can do wheelin', I can do dealin'
But I don't do no damn squealin'
I can dig rappin', I'm ready! I can dig scrapping
But I can't dig that backstabbin'

The brother get ready, that's a fact
Get ready you mother for ......
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markem 06:50 PM 02-11-2021
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
With four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad times, lived through some sad times
But this time your hurting won't heal
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
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icehog3 09:49 AM 02-12-2021
Everybody here is out of sight
They don't bark, and they don't bite
They keep things loose, they keep things light
Everybody was.........
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markem 11:16 AM 03-31-2021
Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet
Can you tell me how to get?
How to get to ...
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Havanaaddict 11:36 AM 03-31-2021
25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means
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retired 12:27 PM 03-31-2021
"I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner"
heard today an dang wish I hadnt
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icehog3 05:18 PM 03-31-2021
I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round
I really love to watch them roll
No longer riding on the merry-go-round
I just had to let it go
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Brian D. 04:23 AM 04-01-2021
Believe it or not I'm walkin' on air
Never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee
Flyin' away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.
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Steve 06:24 AM 04-01-2021
Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer
Not a trace, of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, I'm a believer
I couldn't leave her if I tried
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CigarNut 08:11 AM 04-01-2021
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry be happy
Don't worry be happy now
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icehog3 08:42 AM 04-01-2021
Originally Posted by Brian D.:
Believe it or not I'm walkin' on air
Never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee
Flyin' away on a wing and a prayer
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpqIbg0AQ7k
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icehog3 08:44 AM 04-01-2021
Now Papa might grin.
Drink a little taste of gin.
Bet his last ten
On a little game of skins.
Hit me!
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markem 09:08 AM 04-01-2021
I plugged sixteen shells from a thirty-ought-six
And the black crow snuck through a hole in the sky
So I spent all my buttons on an old pack mule
Oh, and I made me a ladder from a pawn shop marimba
I leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Leaned it up against a dandelion tree
Leaned it up against a dandelion tree
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Steve 09:36 AM 04-01-2021
It's just an old double barrel twelve
The stock is cracked and it kick's like hell
It wouldn't mean what mean's to me, to no one
I can still hear his voice when I put it to my shoulder
A guns like a woman son, it's all how you hold her
He taught me a whole lot more than how to hunt
And one of these days I'll pass it on to my grandson
My Granddaddy's gun
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icehog3 03:39 PM 04-01-2021
....I think you move me
But I wanna know for sure
So come on and hold me tight
You move me.....
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markem 09:15 AM 04-10-2021
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypote-pote-nuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64
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