Blueface 05:42 AM 06-25-2010
"Hey babe, what's your sign?
I'm feces.
My friends call me #2.
I am sorry.
That was very forward of me.
I am very drunk.
For all I know you are are freaking ugly."
Love that line from comedian Bob Nelson. Classic!
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Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
"Excuse me but I seem to have lost the keys for my vintage 1973 AMC Gremlin. Would you have time to help me find them? I'll let you drive it."
MCS
Oh man I miss my Gremlin X in Metallic Forest Green with gold accents. I'd LOVE
to have that car today. It's the 66 Goat I REALLY miss, though.
Now that I have mentioned it and broken the ice taboo, "Wanna get HIGH?" used to REALLY
work back in the 80's and I hear it worked in the 70's too. I wouldn't know until 1979, however.
And now I can't inhale anything.
:-)
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AD720 03:56 PM 07-15-2010
You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
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replicant_argent 03:59 PM 07-15-2010
Originally Posted by AD720:
You have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Too many drunken boaters for that.
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Starscream 04:12 PM 07-15-2010
"Will you go to the Prom with me?" That's what worked for me a very long time ago. Haven't needed a pickup line since.
:-)
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longknocker 04:21 PM 07-15-2010
Originally Posted by Lear31MX:
Nce shoes, want to ........(insert your own vernacular):-)
:-) A Good Friend Of Mine Used That Line At Work After A Young Lady Presented With A New Boob Job And Was "Written Up"!
:-)
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Jack1000 04:31 PM 07-15-2010
"You know what would look good on you?....
...me."
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Wolfgang 05:23 PM 07-15-2010
Did you just fart?..............Because you blew me away.
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macsauce13 05:31 PM 07-15-2010
I have always gotten cute/sweet as opposed to hot/sexy so I have always tried to play it to my advantage.
"Hey, I know this is random and you don't know me, but I'd really like to know
you." Insert appropriate emphasis on 'you' and I'm going to be honest, its a little corny, a lot embarrassing, but I haven't done too bad.
:-)
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markem 05:48 PM 07-15-2010
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
If they know the movie, you are so in. Great conversation starter.
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MajorCaptSilly 06:10 PM 07-15-2010
Two words: Flank Steak.
MCS
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RightAJ 06:45 PM 07-15-2010
bigdix 07:02 PM 07-15-2010
My buddy used the following at a bar one night....it worked! "So, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled...or fertilized?"
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SaltyMcGee 07:21 PM 07-15-2010
Originally Posted by Jack1000:
"You know what would look good on you?....
...me."
You stole my fav.
:-)
Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back.
I want to be on you.
[Veronica turns and walks away]
Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I WANNA BE ON YOU.
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Wolfgang 07:22 PM 07-15-2010
I like your dress, but it would look better on my floor.
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Originally Posted by Wolfgang:
I like your dress, but it would look better on my floor.
You had me worried for a moment, thought you were going to say it would look better on you!!!
:-):-)
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Wolfgang 08:49 PM 07-15-2010
HAHA! The thought of that worries me.
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76GTFan 09:04 PM 07-15-2010
Hey Angel drawers.
Tune in Tokyo.
if your really desperate, just go up to every woman and ask, "Hey wanna sleep with me?" The law of probability is about 3/100.
:-)
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Originally Posted by 76GTFan:
Hey Angel drawers.
Tune in Tokyo.
if your really desperate, just go up to every woman and ask, "Hey wanna sleep with me?" The law of probability is about 3/100. :-)
But can you handle the 97/100 slaps??????
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Wolfgang 07:55 AM 07-16-2010
Life's a *****, because if it was a slut it would be easy.
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