BHalbrooks 05:43 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by shilala:
Buying Detroit never even crossed my mind.
Unless Robocop is involved that deal, I wouldn't buy. Detroit is such a shithole lol
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replicant_argent 06:10 PM 07-15-2013
One word. (or two)
Charcoal Futures.
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icehog3 06:29 PM 07-15-2013
Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers.
Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind.
:-)
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King James 06:34 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Travel cross country to smoke cigars with strangers.
Do NOT buy Detroit, I am from there and don't want it changed into a giant shooting club. Oh, wait....never mind. :-)
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?
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pnoon 06:36 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by King James:
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?
:-)
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icehog3 06:39 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by King James:
Maybe he shouldn't buy all of Detroit, but how about just South Detroit?
South Detroit?? C'mon, Eileen!
:-)
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pnoon 06:39 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by icehog3:
South Detroit?? C'mon, Eileen! :-)
:-)
You guys are killin' me!
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I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
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pnoon 07:00 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by T.G:
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Hey, Andy.
You been sniffin' the turpentine again?
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icehog3 07:08 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by pnoon:
Hey, Andy.
You been sniffin' the turpentine again?
Nah, contact high from the burnt powder while shooting clays.
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BHalbrooks 07:10 PM 07-15-2013
...Tom, what kinda crap are you looking for on YouTube, to find that lol
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Originally Posted by T.G:
The movie rights to "Guy on a Buffalo"
That's a second.
Can we get a vote? All in favor say "Aye". All opposed say "Ban me"
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Blueface 07:37 PM 07-15-2013
My entire left leg is pissed all over.
Damn you guys!!!
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Hey Chief, how about some philanthropy and a new pair of pants for Carlos?
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replicant_argent 07:47 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by T.G:
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Holy sh!t, you know Randolph Mantooth? Of
EMERGENCY!
fame?
We are not worthy.
KMG 365
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ysr_racer 07:52 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by T.G:
I think you should buy...
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor,
a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck,
a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
Coincidently I already have most of that crap.
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shark 09:14 PM 07-15-2013
An office with orange and white stripes?
An all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel?
a disco room with your own disco dancers?
A big backyard with Grecian statues?
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markem 09:30 PM 07-15-2013
Originally Posted by ysr_racer:
Coincidently I already have most of that crap.
Then, what do you want out of life?
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