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CBI_2 05:24 PM 08-29-2009
A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.

A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from.

When he went back to his beer, the voice said again "What a stud you are!" The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on.

The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary."
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G G 05:26 PM 08-29-2009
haha.:-)
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kelmac07 05:31 PM 08-29-2009
Good one!! :-)
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Skywalker 09:50 PM 08-30-2009
:-)
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DPD6030 10:06 PM 08-30-2009
:-) tell me some jokes in person come November
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MedicCook 10:11 PM 08-30-2009
:-)
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Powers 02:29 PM 08-31-2009
lmao nice one paul!!!
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DonniePaul 08:21 PM 09-01-2009
O-man

I'm stealing that one!:-)
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theonlybear4CORT 08:41 PM 09-01-2009
:-)
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