After the honeymoon, the new wife tells her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.”

The husband replies, “You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

His wife says, “I thought you said you’ve never been married before?”

The husband says, “I haven’t.”
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Nice!
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I knew that sounded familiar!

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Maybe you two are husbands-in-law like Clapton and Harrison... :-)
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I relate to that one better, Joel. :-)
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Pretty sure I've lived both.
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Oh Man....
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