In the early 1950’s, three nuns were attending a Yankee game. Behind them were three men whose views were partially blocked by their habits. The men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they'd get annoyed enough to move to another area of the Stadium.

In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

The second guy spoke up and said loudly, "I want to move to Montana. There are only 50 nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there."

The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, "Why don't you all go to hell? There aren't any nuns there."
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:-)
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:-)
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Yeah, but how many priests, bishops, cardinals, and popes are there? Now THAT'S some tall hats to look over! :-)
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But they're in the Bronx, aren't they already in hell? :-)
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Last I looked, Philly was south of New York. :-)
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