Scam
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th,
23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this
upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~I found cheaper ones
for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat
at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to
Home Depot.
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Damn it, not true!!!

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/windshield.asp

Oh well.....one can wish.
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:-)
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I found it humorous that it even showed up in Snopes.

Even more so that I'm so bored that I looked it up.
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Wal-Mart is currently out of wallets... :-)
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:-):-):-):-)
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That's funny like hell :-)
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:-)
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:-):-)
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Hahah nice!
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This deserves a bump, not just for the joke, but for several of the responses.

Well played.
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I have a HUGE !.........THICK ! ......... FAT ! ....................Wallet !
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:-)
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