Alice: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don't know. What?
Alice: A pineapple!
Phil: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Phil: In a snow bank.
Darth Vader: I know what you're getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.
Mike: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Mike: Chill out.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Phil: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your
furniture?
Harold: Beats me. What?
Phil: Santa Claws.
Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don't know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!
Amanda: What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other's draggin' the sleigh.
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.
Trey: Frostbite.
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what's green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you?
a pool table
why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
they have big fingers
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