Two antennas (antennae?) met on a roof.
They fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
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A jumper cable walks into a cafe.
The waitress says, "Okay, I'll serve you, but don't try to start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barkeep says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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A man walks into a diner with a slab of asphalt under his arm.
He says: "A Coke please, and one for the road."
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Did you hear about the fellow who spilled root beer on his kitchen stove?
Now he has foam on the range.
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