A guy is walking down the street and finds an Irish bar unknown to him. Outside a blackboard displays the daily specials.
Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Ham and Cheese Sandwich $2.50
Handjob $10.00
He quickly checks his funds and enters the pub. There he sees the most beautiful redhead tending bar. She asks "Can I help you?"
He replys "Are you you the one that gives the handjobs?"
She purrs "Yes I am sweetheart."
He says "Great, now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich"
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