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The real story is here: http://www.katu.com/news/weird/111732174.html
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Excuse me sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?
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Walk this line while counting to ten!!!
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Sir, how many fish have you had to eat today?
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I'm gonna love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George!
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Heel to toe! Heel to toe, I said!
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Your attitude is not winning our seal of approval!
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You may have escaped the wrath of BP but don't think for a minute you're slipping away from Sherrif Bob!
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"which of the 4 is not a member of the village people?"
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"Dang Bob, and I thought your kid was ugly before the accident..."
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:-) :-) that's the one I was thinking!
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What do you mean you weren't jaywalking?
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Captain Silly, we're losing our patience with you, boy.
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Looks like a blown seal to me.
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This slug is too heavy to move. Get me the salt!
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Trooper: "Okay, Bob has the gun, Rick has a green thing, Louis has another green thing and a Slow sign, and I have a magic wand."

Sea Lion: " Let's do this! Leeeeroyyy Jenkins!!!"

MCS
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Lol. LEEEEeeeeroy JEnkins!!!
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A State Trooper, Army Ranger and a Crossing Guard walk in to a clubbing party...
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What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
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