I saw this on a razor forum and thought it would be a fun thing for here. I'll start it off. Everyone add a line to it (hopefully folks here can rhyme LOL). If you finish off the limerick, you get to start the next one! Keep it clean so we don't break any rules!


There was a young fellow named Maisey....
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Who Married a young girl named Daisy?
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She loved him, or not
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And turned tricks for pot...
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Which may be why she was so hazy.
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Next:

I once smoked a stogie so fat
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It scorched whole front of my hat,
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So I then bought a beanie,
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But looked like a wienie
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Now I won't burn my hat with a Tat.
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OK, since Darren didn't post a new start:

A stogie is good for a fellow...
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Edit: nevermind
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so long as its smooth and mellow.
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Maduros taste fine...
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with a nice glass of wine...
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Or even with a bowl of Jello.
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While walking the streets of Van Nuys.......


"Remember, if you finish the limerick, start up a new one. :-)
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A strange sight appeared to my eyes.
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A celeb from the valley,
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Buns up in an alley
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