AdamJoshua 04:28 PM 01-11-2014
You really can't make this stuff up, no one would believe it.
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A Portland pimp is suing Nike for not placing a warning label in their shoes specifying that they could be used as a dangerous weapon -- after he was sentenced to 100 years in prison for brutally beating a john with his sneaker.
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014...at-people?lite
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MrClean 04:30 PM 01-11-2014
I can't even bring myself to click the link and read it. Although I'm thankful for all the morons in the world that make me seem like I'm pretty smart sometimes, I just can't take it anymore...
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AdamJoshua 04:37 PM 01-11-2014
It's actually pretty serious, not him suing, but he beat a guy and he beat an 18yr old girl until she was bleeding from her ears, there is nothing in the world that should get this person out of jail.
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Hopefully this gets thrown out as soon as it hits the court (it should) but still, only in America!!
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Blueface 07:03 PM 01-11-2014
Epitome of the term "frivolous law suit".
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icehog3 08:08 PM 01-11-2014
I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity.
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The Poet 08:18 PM 01-11-2014
The National Reebok Association should jump on this with both feet. Shoes don't kill johns, pimps do.
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icehog3 08:23 PM 01-11-2014
And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff.
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Originally Posted by icehog3:
And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff. :-)
With a flip flop...shoes are for pu$$ies.
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The Poet 08:28 PM 01-11-2014
What was that line from Billy Jack, about taking this foot here and putting it against your head there?
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CigarNut 08:28 PM 01-11-2014
And he's from Portland ("Keep Portland Weird")
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icehog3 09:23 PM 01-11-2014
The Poet 09:28 PM 01-11-2014
Yeah, that's the one! And no shoe needed!
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