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Porch Dweller 06:02 AM 05-15-2014
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
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ArgusP2 07:18 AM 05-15-2014
My baloney has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R...
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tsolomon 09:49 AM 05-15-2014
The woman I've been lovin'
Left with my best friend
That joker got lucky
Stole her back again
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icehog3 11:08 AM 05-15-2014
The silicon chip inside her head.
Gets switched to overload,
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold,
And he can see no reason.
'Cause there are no reasons.
What reason do you need to be sure.
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Porch Dweller 11:38 AM 05-15-2014
Going to the city
Got you on my mind
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mk05 11:47 AM 05-15-2014
na na na na na na na,
na na na na na na na,
na na na na na,
na na na na na, yeaaaa

guess that and get a prize
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dave 12:18 PM 05-15-2014
reminds me of journey.....one very stoned day in the 80's I actually tried to count the na's at the end of Lovin Touchin Squeezin
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mk05 10:21 PM 05-15-2014
Originally Posted by dave:
reminds me of journey.....one very stoned day in the 80's I actually tried to count the na's at the end of Lovin Touchin Squeezin

LOL Dave, you will hate me more after all the Taylor and Miley. That one was from Natalie Merchant - Kind and Generous.
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Porch Dweller 06:44 AM 05-16-2014
If you ever go back in the Wooly Swamp
Well, you better not go at night
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tsolomon 10:03 AM 05-16-2014
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs
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Porch Dweller 01:35 PM 05-17-2014
Is he alive or dead? Has he thoughts within his head?
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RevSmoke 04:22 PM 05-17-2014
Burning the booze just destroys my soul,
but there's one thing about honey,
when you're cold, you're cold...
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AdamJoshua 04:26 PM 05-17-2014
10 words


Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world....
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Porch Dweller 07:01 AM 05-18-2014
Two all-beef patties
Special sauce
Lettuce cheese
Pickles onions
On a sesame-seed bun
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RevSmoke 02:33 PM 05-18-2014
John Jacob Jingleheimer....
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pektel 10:55 PM 05-18-2014
Yes, I also sing the guitar solos.
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dave 01:41 PM 05-20-2014
Originally Posted by mk05:
LOL Dave, you will hate me more after all the Taylor and Miley. That one was from Natalie Merchant - Kind and Generous.
Cool...gonna go give it a listen. I love her voice. Natalie, that is. Not sure I've ever heard the other two. Maybe something from that awards show twerk video with the son of the Growing Pains dude. Sigh....get off my lawn.
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yourchoice 02:00 PM 05-20-2014
Get a haircut and get a real job.
Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
Get it together like your big brother Bob.
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.
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dave 02:24 PM 05-20-2014
Oh, my. I'd never watched Natalie Merchant vids before, but always loved her voice back to the 10K Maniac days. wow....I'm uh....wow
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AdamJoshua 04:38 PM 05-20-2014
Originally Posted by dave:
Oh, my. I'd never watched Natalie Merchant vids before, but always loved her voice back to the 10K Maniac days. wow....I'm uh....wow

Great now I have Dave's rambling stuck in my head :-)





I'm falling down a spiral, destination unknown
A double-crossed messenger, all alone
I can't get no connection, can't get through, where are you
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