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I got the new May CI catalog today.

Page 59:

The Unsmokeables
"Youve heard of Good, Better, Best? Well, how about Crap, Crappier, Crappiest! Here are our picks for low-end handmade "winners" of the month."

I laughed a bunch!!!

The last one says "Run fast and far, no matter how the price might tempt you!

Classic:-)
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no thats funny right there.
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The Cremosas are on a different page :-)
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just got mine as well:-)
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Originally Posted by rrplasencia:
just got mine as well:-)

Got mine yesterday. Wife made sureto remind me we were not spending any money this month on extras cause of the baby.:-)
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At least they are honest about it.:-)
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That page always makes me laugh.

A couple of links, even though not directly from catalog, these are the descriptions used, straight from the CI website.
These are my faves.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145
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Originally Posted by andysutherland:
link?

CI does not have an online catolog that I could find. Here is a link to thier website:

CI
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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier:
That page always makes me laugh.

A couple of links, even though not directly from catalog, these are the descriptions used, straight from the CI website.
These are my faves.

http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145

Despite the description, I love how the Magicos Cubanos are SOLD OUT! :-)
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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier:
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...CB5050&cat=145
http://www.cigarsinternational.com/p...EB6050&cat=145

And yet they want $20 a bundle for their trash. I don't get it?
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These should be $1 a bundle with free shipping.
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Reverse psychology.

There used to be a billboard for a local restaurant around here that said: "Warm beer and lousy food".

Remember the Deja Vu (strip club) billboards that said: "Hundreds of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones"?
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That's hilarious...I'd never stopped and read this before, would just flip right past it.
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They are good. (CI's marketing staff, not the cigars) :-)
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Originally Posted by Da Klugs:
They are good. (CI's marketing staff, not the cigars) :-)

They may be good, but they'll not "good" me into buying that crap. I'll take them at face value on these puppies.

:-)
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Funny stuff

:-)

Chris....
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Originally Posted by borndead1:
Reverse psychology.

There used to be a billboard for a local restaurant around here that said: "Warm beer and lousy food".

:-) There's a bar near me with "warm beer, lousy food and ugly bartenders". The place looks like a dump so maybe they're letting you know what you're in for.
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