I have a few, but one that still makes my wife laugh is when I get exasperated at people doing foolish things and I say:

"Clowns to the left of me... Jokers to my right...
Here I am - Stuck in the middle with you."

- Stealers Wheel

:-)
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Accessing my inner @$$hole for a moment, please note I not only know all the lyrics to Tequila, but I often comment to others with the chorus from Hey Jude . . . Nah nah nah nanny nah nah, nanny nah nah.

But to give a serious response to my brother Joe:

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel
Like I been tied to the whippin' post,
Tied to the whippin' post,
Tied to the whippin' post . . .

Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.
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Love that song.

Buckcherry- crazy BIOTCH

Queen- Another One Bites The Dust
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I don't so much as quote songs, but I have a bad habit of picking a bad for a day and singing every song by them I know all day.

It annoys me even, but I can't stop or else the little green men start trying to talk to me again. :-)
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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints" - Billy Joel
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To my children's chagrin, when they "wanted" something that was un-needed:

You don't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes
You just might find
You get what you need


It was quoted enough that all I had to say was "You know what Mick Jagger says", and they would groan, and give up on whatever outrageous "need" they were pushing!
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I'm off to see the wizard
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You'd almost have to be. :-)
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http://youtu.be/EXDUU4MOZF4
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" I am the Warlock!
I am the Warlock!
I'm going to **** your mind up!"- Jack Black/ Probot hidden track
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In your ruby reds???
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Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange trip its been.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE
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I wanna **** you like an animal.

-Nine Inch Nails




:-)
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"She stares off alone into the night
With the eyes of one who hates for just being born"

It's in my head most days thanks to my ex-girlfriend as it perfectly describes her. Scarry...
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I actually used that one today on my 3 year old daughter!
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Not commonly, but I have been known to say this to people who complain a lot

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
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I'm here for a good time not a long time... Trooper
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"Life's a b!tch, and then you die." :-)
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I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots and lots of lire and the deutschemark's getting dearer and my dollar bills can buy the Brooklyn bridge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sor9GzivGbk
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When someone is acting particularly silly, I typically respond with

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
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