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CBI_2 07:10 AM 03-07-2010
Toyota came out with a new model where the gas pedal sticks, the acceleration speeds up, and the only way to stop it is to crash.

It's called a KAMIKAZE.
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G G 07:13 AM 03-07-2010
:-)
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Mr.Erskine 08:18 AM 03-07-2010
Shift to neutral; hit the brake.
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kelmac07 09:02 AM 03-07-2010
And I heard it's buy one get one free. :-) :-)
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tobii3 09:47 AM 03-07-2010
does it still have airbags?

I always wondered why Kamikaze pilots wore parachutes.
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Skywalker 03:11 PM 03-07-2010
Originally Posted by tobii3:
does it still have airbags?

I always wondered why Kamikaze pilots wore parachutes.
Now that's funny!!!:-)

Sorry Paul!!!:-)
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Sauer Grapes 04:02 PM 03-07-2010
Originally Posted by Mr.Erskine:
Shift to neutral; hit the brake.
Supposedly it is a computer problem, and neither of those options work. The lady that testified to congress said she shifted to neutral, reverse, braked, emergency braked, tried to shut the car off, etc. and nothing got the car to slow down. She said that after she had given up, and 6 miles later it just started to slow down on its own.
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CBI_2 04:20 PM 03-07-2010
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
Now that's funny!!!:-)

Sorry Paul!!!:-)
No problem 'cause that thar's funny, I don't care who ya are. :-)
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