Three old men were sitting around and talking.


The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."


The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."


Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."
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:-)
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:-)
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Youch!!! :-) :-) Can some say Depends? :-) :-)
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Now that one was funny!!!:-)
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I'd be pissed if everyday started so shitty
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Your avatar aint the Joker for nothing.:-)
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