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cmitch 10:50 PM 07-17-2012
A nice, calm and respectable lady walked into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "What in the world do you want with cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license and they'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. ABSOLUTELY not! You cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband between the legs of the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't TELL me you had a prescription!"
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emopunker2004 11:00 PM 07-17-2012
:-):-)
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363 07:51 AM 07-18-2012
:-):-):-)
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MrWolf55 08:53 AM 07-18-2012
:-) thanks for sharing.
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HollywoodQue 09:26 AM 07-18-2012
I have to use this one...:-)
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kelmac07 03:41 PM 07-18-2012
:-) :-) :-)
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Ogre 03:49 PM 07-18-2012
:-):-):-):-):-)
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Skywalker 09:45 PM 07-21-2012
:-):-):-):-):-)
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Drez 10:47 PM 07-21-2012
HAHAHAHA thats awesome
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Mattso3000 11:14 PM 07-21-2012
Nice.
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Taki 06:50 AM 07-22-2012
:-) nice
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