Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced: "My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"

"What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired.

"Last week," Bill explained, "I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman and the post office guy came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!"
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woot woot
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I don't get it

:-)
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Dick, is that you? :-) Somebody get this guy to a herf, stat! :-)
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LOL!!!
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No milk or mail that week!!!:-):-):-)
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Bad...real bad :-)
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Rofl!!!
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:-):-)
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:-) fail

Now you know that warrants at least three rofls
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or two woots. :-)
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Got a genuine LOL from me. :-)
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woot woot then.:-)
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