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Steve 03:41 PM 03-17-2019
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Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus.

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they're green with envy.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame.

Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they're very short-tempered.

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"
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Brian D. 07:36 PM 03-17-2019
What's Irish and stays outside all year?

Patty O'Furniture.
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BigAsh 06:54 AM 03-18-2019
Originally Posted by Brian D.:
What's Irish and stays outside all year?

Patty O'Furniture.
:-):-)
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