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Ciro 01:25 PM 07-15-2012
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no substance or passion, so I decided I needed a more confident and passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated an intelligent and passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a real "partner in life," a girl with some focused ambition.

When I turned 34, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Theo Cincy 02:36 PM 07-15-2012
Haha!!!
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CigarNut 02:41 PM 07-15-2012
:-) :-)
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jsnake 02:41 PM 07-15-2012
That explains so much.
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Ogre 05:46 PM 07-15-2012
:-):-):-):-):-)
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Bill86 05:49 PM 07-15-2012
:-)
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MrWolf55 05:17 PM 07-16-2012
:-) thanks for sharing that one
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ChicagoWhiteSox 05:22 PM 07-16-2012
This is great:-)
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Mattso3000 06:11 PM 07-16-2012
Nice.
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Fordman4ever 06:14 PM 07-16-2012
Good one.
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AECUSN 06:37 PM 07-16-2012
Great one!
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363 06:44 PM 07-16-2012
Haha. As I read this to my wife all she did was mean mug me
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Dave128 08:33 AM 07-17-2012
That's awesome!
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