OK, so I started dating a local girl recently. She asked to see my house so, I gave her the tour. In my living room, she saw my coolidor and asked what was in it. I told her cigars. She asked to see them and I obliged. Then she says that she just wanted to see them because there was a case where a serial killer kept body parts in a cooler in the living room.

I've dumped her since.

Dang, StLouStu, you should have warned me about the fraky chicks around here! You owe me a herf.
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And people worry about the plastic taste an unwashed new cooler can impart on cigars...this takes it to a whole new level - "does this have a hint of formaldehyde to you?" :-)
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Sorry Bob! I didn't even know about THOSE gals!:-)

Herf is on..... let me do some pondering and scheming:-).
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Must be a Missouri thing.

Out here, the women buy cigars FOR US to fill our coolidors!

:-)
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Cool. I still owe you dinner.
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Only because you're too old to go to the store by yourself man...**insert trooper using a walker smiley here**
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Hey now, I'm Misery and my wife buys me cigars all the time. AND humidors to put them in. The evidence is in the pics. I got a new Lauderdale humi and two more boxes coming tomorrow!:-)
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Does she have a sister? :-)
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Yes but she's not near as nice as my wife. I got the better half.
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Just when I thought it'd be safe to move those coolers from the basement.......
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That actually sounds really funny to me. Probably annoying though.
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Tobi, where are you getting those women? Chapel Hill women are too "health-conscious" to buy me cigars...
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Yeah, I would have ditched her too :-)
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Why would you dump her over that? :-) I've dumped girls for lesser reasons but I'm not quite sure I understand..
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I gotcha beat.

I found mine in CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!

:-)
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I would have just told her, "That would be my other cooler!!!" :-)
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I didn't. There were other matters...
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I think i would have been a little wigged out too if a girl asked me that solely because she wanted to check if i was storing dead bodies...
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That was merely amusing. She fancied herself to be a psychoanalyst and wanted me to take written psych tests. I prefer the mystery of romance...:-)
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:-)
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