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markem 11:27 PM 03-10-2011
This is a copy of a news article posted on 3/10/11. It's pretty darn funny when one thinks about all the planning that they put in to this heist. They seem to have left "leave no piss behind" off the list.


COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault in Copenhagen for three days.

The 27-year-old man and his accomplice used the bottles to relieve themselves after sneaking into the vault on a Friday in May and remaining there until the bank opened again the following Monday.

While inside, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry. But Prosecutor Frederik Larsen said Wednesday they forgot to take the urine when they left "so we were able to get their DNA samples from the bottles."

The evidence helped prosecutors win a 21-month prison sentence for the Swede on Tuesday. His accomplice is still at large and the loot hasn't been recovered.
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tobii3 11:35 PM 03-10-2011
Think he's a bit pissed off??
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Wolfgang 11:47 PM 03-10-2011
Crap :-)
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HollywoodQue 02:25 AM 03-11-2011
When you gotta go, you gotta go....wow
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kelmac07 06:09 AM 03-11-2011
Morons!!
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Brutus2600 07:32 AM 03-11-2011
bwahahahah...awesome. Morons.
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Skywalker 07:47 AM 03-11-2011
Nice story!:-)
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T.G 09:06 AM 03-11-2011
If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...
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landhoney 09:30 AM 03-11-2011
Originally Posted by T.G:
If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...
FTW!

I'd do that for $500,000. :-)
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J0eybb 09:58 AM 03-11-2011
Originally Posted by T.G:
If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...
HAHA

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TBone 10:30 AM 03-11-2011
Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...
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N2 GOLD 10:55 AM 03-11-2011
Originally Posted by TBone:
Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...
Very true... :-)
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T.G 11:08 AM 03-11-2011
Ironic, isn't it?
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guitar4001 02:58 PM 03-11-2011
when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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markem 05:10 PM 03-11-2011
Personally, I think that this is a bit of a limp dick story.
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shark 05:47 PM 03-11-2011
Some days you're the dog, while on other days you're the fire hydrant.
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