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markem 11:36 AM 03-04-2011
Murphy applied for a fermentation operator post at a famous Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test by the Manager. When the results were in, amazingly, both men had only one wrong answer.

The manager went to Murphy and said, 'Thank you for coming to the interview, but We've decided to give the American the job.'

Murphy, 'And why would you be doing that? We both got 19 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish surely I should get the job.'

Manager, 'We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.'

Murphy, 'And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?'

Manager, 'Simple. On question number 7 the American wrote down, 'I don't know.'

You put down, 'Neither do I.'
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md4958 11:39 AM 03-04-2011
:-)
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dunng 11:42 AM 03-04-2011
:-) :-)
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Mr.Erskine 11:46 AM 03-04-2011
I'll have to watch for that answer on my students' tests
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MurphysLaw 11:53 AM 03-04-2011
I don't appreciate the jokes at my expense! :-)
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guitar4001 12:12 PM 03-04-2011
sounds like my brother's high school career.
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markem 12:13 PM 03-04-2011
Originally Posted by MurphysLaw:
I don't appreciate the jokes at my expense! :-)
it's a small expense ... :-)
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CigarNut 12:14 PM 03-04-2011
Pretty funny Mark! :-)
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cigarflip 12:19 PM 03-04-2011
Where does Icehog fit in the equation?

is he Murphy or is he the American? or both?:-)

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kelmac07 01:48 PM 03-04-2011
:-) :-) :-)
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