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ahc4353 09:38 AM 09-29-2009
Did they all have cake afterwards?
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icehog3 10:49 AM 09-29-2009
Originally Posted by Texan in Mexico:
Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!
Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.
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dogface_313 11:06 AM 09-29-2009
Originally Posted by icehog3:
Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.
That just brought this an entirely different direction! :-)
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Starscream 06:36 PM 09-29-2009
Originally Posted by dogface_313:
That just brought this an entirely different direction! :-)
It's ok. He's taking it back.
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Starscream 06:37 PM 09-29-2009
Why did the little moron wear his read shirt?

He was on his way to Sunday School.
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Wolfgang 06:41 PM 09-29-2009
Wife: Its Vegetable soup
Joe: Id like some too
Husband: Good after you finish your soup you will BE a vegetable...........


:-)
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slyder 07:49 PM 09-29-2009
i dont get it.
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MajorCaptSilly 07:51 PM 09-29-2009
Originally Posted by slyder:
i dont get it.
Have you read the manual?

MCS
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TheTraveler 07:51 PM 09-29-2009
Originally Posted by slyder:
i dont get it.
Joe got it.
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chippewastud79 07:57 PM 09-29-2009
Now thats funny :-)
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BlackDog 08:47 AM 10-09-2009
Originally Posted by ahc4353:
Did they all have cake afterwards?
I like pie.
Posted via Mobile Device
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Starscream 12:11 PM 10-14-2009
I read the manual, but I still don't understand how to insert Tab A into slot F.:-)
Friggin' Happy Meal boxes.:-)
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TheTraveler 12:13 PM 10-14-2009
Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer. :-)
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MajorCaptSilly 01:20 PM 10-14-2009
Originally Posted by TheTraveler:
Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer. :-)
Joe is in a focus group.

MCS
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MajorCaptSilly 05:21 AM 11-04-2009
Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage".

MCS
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MajorCaptSilly 08:21 PM 11-20-2009
A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park.

MCS
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Starscream 10:29 PM 11-20-2009
Bazooka Joe is underrated.


Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass.
The end.
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Starscream 10:30 PM 11-20-2009
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly:
Joe is in a focus group.

MCS
I hate focus group meetings at work.:-)
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Mark 10:56 PM 11-20-2009
There has been a distinct lack of silly around here lately. Thanks for taking one for the team and bringing us up to quota, Major Captain.:-)
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LasciviousXXX 11:09 PM 11-20-2009
William Tom Frank
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