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Jokes>The Frugal Shoplifter
Steve 07:08 AM 04-05-2019
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

"Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
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AdamJoshua 07:40 AM 04-05-2019
ar ar d ar ar ... I though he was going to say "So much, but it's used!"
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Tio Gato 10:20 AM 04-05-2019
:-):-):-)
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