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dave 12:02 PM 06-04-2014
There's so many fish in the sea
That only rise up in the sweat and smoke like mercury
But they keep you hanging on
They say you're so young
Your mind is made up but your mouth is undone
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dave 12:07 PM 06-04-2014
Originally Posted by icehog3:
And the men who hold high places, must be the ones who start
To mold a new reality, ................
:-) Impossible to read those words and not hear the Peart's tubular bells

I think I need a programmable doorbell that will play those nine notes
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Porch Dweller 12:10 PM 06-04-2014
Originally Posted by dave:
:-) Impossible to read those words and not hear the Peart's tubular bells

I think I need a programmable doorbell that will play those nine notes
That would be awesome!


There is trouble in the forest
There is unrest with the trees
For the Maples want more sunlight
And the Oaks ignore their pleas
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dave 01:57 PM 06-04-2014
Mother, mother
There's too many of you crying
Brother, brother, brother
There's far too many of you dying
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lovin' here today - Ya
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icehog3 02:17 PM 06-04-2014
Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in a market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
Hear him whip the women just around midnight
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dave 02:29 PM 06-04-2014
It's like trying to drink whiskey from a bottle of wine

Well I read some books and I read some magazines
About those high class ladies down in New Orleans
And all the folks back home well, said I was a fool
They said oh, believe in the Lord its the golden rule
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icehog3 02:48 PM 06-04-2014
Deep down Louisiana close to New Orleans,
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood,
Where lived a country boy named of
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AdamJoshua 07:45 PM 06-04-2014
he could play that guitar just like ringing a bell... go johnny go go go ...

yup that one stuck
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8zeros 10:34 PM 06-04-2014
The Rocky Mountain way
was better than the way we had.
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icehog3 12:01 AM 06-05-2014
The first two letters are the same but the last is something different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
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dave 07:00 AM 06-05-2014
sorry, Tom...I get nothing from that one.....must be outside my typical genre field.

00000000....that's good, but I got one ear doing Godsmack and the other Joe Walsh....unfortunately neither has pushed out the worm I got from the radio this morning:

Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah

I try to stay far from the title when I quote, but I'm not sure there are any other words to that song ...lol...
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Porch Dweller 08:45 AM 06-05-2014
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am...
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markem 09:26 AM 06-05-2014
I like pina coladas
getting lost in the rain
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icehog3 10:43 AM 06-05-2014
Well you know the day destroys the night,
Night divides the day,
Tried to run,
Tried to hide.......
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shilala 10:51 AM 06-05-2014
If your world has only done you wrong,
and all you find yourself is all alone,
and if there's no one there to see you through,
I'll be there for you...
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markem 11:57 AM 06-05-2014
I love Rock and Roll
Put another dime in the jukebox baby
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Porch Dweller 01:04 PM 06-05-2014
Parsley, Sage
Rosemary & Thyme
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icehog3 02:42 PM 06-05-2014
Here I come again now, Baby, like a dog in heat
Tell it's me by the clamor now, Baby, I like to tear up the street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQowAJAZgoU
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kugie 06:38 AM 06-06-2014
My friend Harvey married Tracey McCall,
By Christ she was a scary old doll.
A voice out of hell and a temper to boot,
Arms like a navvy and a face like dried fruit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuRjO8WbgT8&feature=kp
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kugie 06:42 AM 06-06-2014
I must admit
I can't explain
Any of these thoughts racing
Through my brain

It's true
Baby I'm howlin' for you
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