Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry me?”

The girl said, “No!”

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and smoked really expensive cigars in the house and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END
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This makes me smile everytime I see it.
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Married men don't live longer, It ONLY SEEMS LONGER

I keed I keed
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:-) :-) :-)
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You guys are making me think I should never get married.
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DING DING. My outlook is jaded though.
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LOL
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:-)

Tried it once!

I am a happier man now. and yes I do leave the tiolet seat up whenever I want. I ask my female friends to please put it back up when you are done sitting on it! :-):-):-):-)
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:-)
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