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Darrell 07:26 PM 05-18-2010
I wish this were an actual joke, with a punch line.

However, yesterday I am leaving the foyer at school and I hear a hissing sound.

I turn to see a young man in a wheel chair, doing a wheelie in his wheel chair while hissing and flickering his tongue like 1 million miles per hour and spitting at this girl doing homework.

I had to do a double take and sadly when I looked again, it was still happening.
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replicant_argent 07:28 PM 05-18-2010
You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.
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markem 07:29 PM 05-18-2010
and you didn't do anything, right?
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Smokin Gator 07:30 PM 05-18-2010
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.
Or just be totally non PC and whip his arse!!
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Darrell 07:30 PM 05-18-2010
Originally Posted by replicant_argent:
You should have asked him why he felt the need to be an asshat and embarrass that girl.
She seemed to be enjoying it. She was laughing, so I am guessing they were friends?
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Smokin Gator 07:32 PM 05-18-2010
Originally Posted by Darrell:
She seemed to be enjoying it. She was laughing, so I am guessing they were friends?
Well... after thinking about this for a few more seconds... If he could flick his tongue like a million times a minute I bet she hopes they are friends!!
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captain53 08:20 PM 05-18-2010

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Mugen910 08:26 PM 05-18-2010
Originally Posted by markem:
and you didn't do anything, right?
My first thought also. :-)
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kydsid 08:32 PM 05-18-2010
Originally Posted by Smokin Gator:
Well... after thinking about this for a few more seconds... If he could flick his tongue like a million times a minute I bet she hopes they are friends!!
:-) :-)
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Darrell 08:37 PM 05-18-2010
What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair?

Should I have pummeled him? What would your guys have done?

If the girl was reacting negatively toward him I would have told him to chill out, they both seemed to be having fun with it so I shook my head and moved on.
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The Poet 04:14 PM 05-19-2010
And I thought I didn't understand kids these days because I'm an old fart. But if kids can't even understand themselves, I feel much better.
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G G 04:44 PM 05-19-2010
Originally Posted by Darrell:
What exactly did you guys want me to do to the young man in a wheel chair?

Should I have pummeled him?
Yes.




Not really J/k:-)
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T.G 04:52 PM 05-19-2010
"Timmy!"
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Steve 05:22 PM 05-19-2010
Originally Posted by The Poet:
And I thought I didn't understand kids these days because I'm an old fart. But if kids can't even understand themselves, I feel much better.
x2!
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awsmith4 05:24 PM 05-19-2010
Online Classes?
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captain53 06:01 PM 05-19-2010

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wolfandwhisky 06:46 PM 05-19-2010
Originally Posted by T.G:
"Timmy!"
Well played sir!
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Skywalker 08:24 PM 05-20-2010
College is just high school with ashtrays!!!:-)
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G G 08:57 PM 05-20-2010
This world in the words of Steven King has "moved on".
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cort 09:24 PM 05-20-2010
Originally Posted by T.G:
"Timmy!"
:-):-):-):-):-)
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