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csbrewfisher 05:14 PM 11-12-2008
It's almost impossible to single one out when there are so many wretched American, ahem, *beers*, and their foreign copycats. But, I'll vote for Keystone *Light*, a stroke of redundant moronism in branding. I mean, any swill that markets itself as so bland that it won't give you "bitter beer face" has GOT to make you want to spit it out, and fast. :-)

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The truth is, almost every lite beer would qualify.
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Clampdown 05:21 PM 11-12-2008
Heineken, the beer tastse like complete ass, and to me a product of pure hype.
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Resipsa 05:27 PM 11-12-2008
BUD.
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Starscream 05:31 PM 11-12-2008
Miller Chill
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chippewastud79 05:31 PM 11-12-2008
Molson XXX :-)

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Originally Posted by csbrewfisher:
Keystone *Light*

Love me a 30 pack of 'Stones :-)
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Cigary 06:31 PM 11-12-2008
Sam Adams anything,,,tastes like donkey piss ( not that I have ever had donkey piss but have smelt it before on a donkey ride down the Grand Canyon and I'll never forget the fumes )
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Spect 06:32 PM 11-12-2008
Rolling Rock... wtf
So horrid even my dog wont drink it, which relay says something, cause she'll eat shite.
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ucla695 06:37 PM 11-12-2008
Originally Posted by csbrewfisher:
But, I'll vote for Keystone *Light*, a stroke of redundant moronism in branding. I mean, any swill that markets itself as so bland that it won't give you "bitter beer face" has GOT to make you want to spit it out, and fast. :-)
I drank it in undergrad because it SO cheap and I could drink a lot w/o getting that trashed/being shattered the next morning. :-) I haven't had one in at least ten years, but I'm sure if I did, it would taste like water.
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KidRock 06:38 PM 11-12-2008
Rolling Rock and Keystone are essential to the all American college diet..love them maybe when I can afford better I will do so.


Bud Light or anything made by Bud :-)
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SSatVT 06:41 PM 11-12-2008
Let's see:

Natty Light
Keystone Light
Bud Light
Miller Light
Miller High Life (I am pretty sure this is what piss tastes like)

Ehh...I could go on and on and on and..you get the idea. Basically any light beer and I would have to add Guinness Extra Stout.

:-) <whew..I feel better now>
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csbrewfisher 06:44 PM 11-12-2008
Originally Posted by SSatVT:
Let's see:

Natty Light
Keystone Light
Bud Light
Miller Light
Miller High Life (I am pretty sure this is what piss tastes like)

Ehh...I could go on and on and on and..you get the idea. Basically any light beer and I would have to add Guinness Extra Stout.

:-) <whew..I feel better now>
I see a commonality to your list...until you get to the best mass-produced beer in the world. Oh, the shame...
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GAZHOG 06:55 PM 11-12-2008
Shaefer Light, I think it fit my highschool budget at $11 per case:-)

This is the worst I have ever had.....maybe the original from the 50s was different, now it is the Blackjack Pizza of beers:-)
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theonlybear4CORT 06:59 PM 11-12-2008
Hamms
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MTB996 07:05 PM 11-12-2008
Utica Club! Anyone from upstate NY will know this abomination.

Also, Olympia is pretty bad. In college one year, they banned kegs for homecoming and I (while pledging) had to get 500 cases of Olympia and deliver it to the parking lot...might be why I hate it.:-)
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Ace$nyper 07:06 PM 11-12-2008
Originally Posted by Spect:
Rolling Rock... wtf
So horrid even my dog wont drink it, which relay says something, cause she'll eat shite.
I back this.

I tried it once got a killer head ache.

Made the mistake of giving this beer the benefit of the doubt yea, another splitting head ache.

It's a shame on the top 5 beers I'll list as worst all are American.

Then again, probably my top 5 favs are made in the gold ole :-)
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mikeyj23 07:27 PM 11-12-2008
bud light chelada by a LANDSLIDE!
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skyhigh340 07:52 PM 11-12-2008
Buckhorn
Busch light draft
Black Label Light
Geobel's
Man was I really poor in high school!
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elderboy02 08:12 PM 11-12-2008
Henineken
Sam Adams Boston Lager
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gettysburgfreak 08:19 PM 11-12-2008
In college I refused to drink Bud Light, Keystone Light, or Heineken. All three are big pieces of nasty sh&t

Im surprised to see Sam Adams on this list, I love that stuff
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The Korean 08:24 PM 11-12-2008
Pabst
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