No one dies a virign, life screws us all------very old school criminal justice professor.
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if you're a guest in someone's home, courtesy flush, truuuust me
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Ya got to kill it before ya can grill it.
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It's good to have goals.

or

Be a doer, not a viewer (my Grandmother always said that).


Never put ANYTHING in writing that you wouldn't want someone else to see.
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Bill, my friend.
Yes? Ted, my friend.
This has been a most excellent adventure.

Haha stupid but funny movie
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A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
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I say it all the time but nobody listens.
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Don't pee upwind.

Hope for the best but prepare for the worst.

and something about trusting your first instinct.
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Aim small miss small.
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People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care!!!:-)
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No matter in life, the worst someone can say is no. My dad always instilled that in my life when struggling whether or not I wanted to apply to a certain college, ask a certain girl out etc, whats the worst that can happen, so you might as well give it a shot.
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Respect My Authoritah!
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Don't join a forum and tell everyone that you like cake.

MCS
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Never rub another man's rhubarb!



Beware the fury of a patient man. - John Dryden
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Another bit of wisdom that I recieved this past year while stressing over a work project from hell:

"What's the worst they can do to you? THEY (work) can't kill you or take your family from you, but if you keep on stresssing, YOU can do both."
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I'm not sure who coined this phrase(Confucius maybe?), but I always liked it:

Smoke what you like, like what you smoke.
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I need to anonymously post this on my boss's office wall..
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This one's going up in my cube... right now! :-)

And my current favorite coffemug:

Those who say it cannot be done shouldn't interrupt the people doing it.
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Those that think they can, and those who think they can't, are both right.
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Man who stands on toilet is high on pot

The people who know everything, can't do everything

We dont plan to fail, we fail to plan
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